Where to go on a first date?January 28, 2008 | posted by Michael Kane
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What a great question! Not really. Ok so a friend of mine has sent in a question asking where on earth he should take a girl out on a first date…so this is what he had to say:
For now, i’ll type out my reply as I’m not in the mood to record this answer in particular heh.First of all, taking a girl out for Chinese can be really romantic, and fun! Especially if you pretend to not know how to use chopsticks, have her teach you or vice versa and so forth. That’s all great, but a 5 quid all you can eat Chinese restaurants? That’s like $10!!! Are you trying to food poison her Chris? Jesus.

Anyway, about the whole Pub outing and such, that’s ok too, but on a first date it’s always good to go out somewhere public, even though the Pub is a public place for a gathering and such, it’s usually best to stay away from them on a first date. Most girls can be intimidated by the whole Pub, beer drinking, loud noise scene, at least the ones you want to hang out with should be!
Ride in a bus? Say what?? You got on a bus, and just had it ride you around? On a first date? Chris, I don’t know if that’s a ‘thing’ now in the UK, it’s been a while since I last visited, but here in Detroit mate, you try and use public transportation as a last resort to simply get from point A to point B, let alone to use for a fucking date. Bloody hell, she’d probably get raped, not to mention that you would probably get raped after her also here for that! No, no buses Chris!
My advice would be, see what she likes. Ask her about what her fav food is, for all you know she might hate Chinese! Does she drink and smoke? She might have recently quit smoking, taking her a bar will be a sure way to kiss any action you’re hoping to see good bye! If all else fails ask her where she wants to go, have her pick a place, no shame in giving her the option to choose! Just shows her you care, and Chris, ‘action’ or ’sex’ on a first date is never a smart idea, unless that’s all you’re after, in which case I would suggest you find yourself a prostitute
Be safe, and always use protection! Aids sucks big time!

January 29th, 2008 at 5:24 am
I can’t stop laughing Mike!
“Are you trying to food poison her Chris? Jesus.”
I love the reply, Mike you really need to record your replies, they are great!
Keep up the great blogs man!
January 29th, 2008 at 11:06 am
I agree with Lance you need to record these yourself Michael. It’s all really funny, and then you get to the last line, and that like cracks you up, it was a really fun read I enjoyed it! Can’t wait for the next stupidly funny question.
February 3rd, 2008 at 1:51 am
Aids Sucks Big Time!! LMAO. Mike I love your writing man it’s great.
February 4th, 2008 at 11:56 am
mikey you are just too funny! cant wait to see you answer other questions keep it up man you do the best blogs ever!