Rant

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

So i’ve been MIA lately, except for blogging on here every few days. Reason is because, well one word, WIRED haha. No further comment lol. Anyway i’ve had a ton on my mind even though life is on cruise control right now, just taking it easy and it’s going pretty good for me.

So what’s been on MK’s mind? Meh, i’m upset with how politicians are acting, nothing new there, and I don’t want to dive into detail, in all honesty those worth electing are not running for presidency so what’s the point right? But as a good friend once said, ‘we owe it to ourselves to vote’ at least choose the lesser of both evils sort of thing.

Designer Jeans rock. What can i say, women should really take care of themselves, and most ‘mothers’ and so on forget to buy themselves some nice stuff from time to time, they should. A nice hot pair of jeans shorts like those, damn. Do it! Go buy yourself some now. That’s a fucking order. And guys, seriously, nice button up shirts are your friend, loose baggy tshirts are ok around the house, stop wearing them to the cafe and what not. Just stop.

5fifths image hosting rocks even though it’s not even finished yet?

Anil Dash rocks. And the anil dash post went sour because HaRRo was born with a stick up his ass (mental note to self; ban HaRRo’s IP :P).

Matt is doing better now, his condition is stable and Doctors say he’ll make a full recovery.

The BlackHat SEO Forum will be active again, soon, with a twist though, less BH SEO related more something else, so yeah, keep an eye out for it ;)

Guys, go to Trendy Shoppes now, and buy your girl something nice, now. Oh and buy some damn Litter Bins for your car while you’re at it!

A domains for sale search engine is in the works, damn, this will DEF shake the domain industry and get buyers more active, what a great idea too, i’ll link you once I get notified that it’s up and running, there’s also a new Domain Auction live Chat application/site in the works, i’ll be sure to let you guys know about that.

HOT NEW BLOG CMS coming real soon, no database required, thousands of themes, drag and drop styling, super simple to use and SEO pimpified. It, will, rock. Period.

Muffin is still on my mind…

Testical Itching

Friday, January 18th, 2008

My first blog post on my personal site, oh dear. This will be a strictly off topic blog, one that is about everything and anything. I will usually answer my friends odd questions, blog about something interesting, or not, and probably most definitely end up contradicting myself on here a lot. This is just a place I’ll come to when I have nothing better to do. Sounds fun right? Of course.

Please, if you do know me, or happen to find this site while searching for me, I am not interested in what you’re selling, or packing, or offering to do. I am single, wish to remain so for a while, I will not pay for your tuition fees and I will certainly not design your grandmothers’ website. Now I do not care if you’re broke, or 16, or really hot, this blog is simply a way to get away from it all.

Please, if you feel the urge to write my name on your boobies, or asses, and so forth, stop sending me pictures via email, I am tired of it, it’s not fun or flattering, especially when you’re a 300pouind hairy gorilla names Laura Sanchez. I am not racist but if you’re Porto Rican chances are I already dislike you, so fuck off.

I am into politics, although I tend to remain neutral when in a heated debate, I’ll just add one thing to this that would be that Democrats are dykes. Yes, it’s true.

That will be all, just something to start this thing off, my name is Michael Kane, and this is my personal rant blog, don’t like me? Great! :D