Michael Kane

My first blog post on my personal site, oh dear. This will be a strictly off topic blog, one that is about everything and anything. I will usually answer my friends odd questions, blog about something interesting, or not, and probably most definitely end up contradicting myself on here a lot. This is just a place I’ll come to when I have nothing better to do. Sounds fun right? Of course.

Please, if you do know me, or happen to find this site while searching for me, I am not interested in what you’re selling, or packing, or offering to do. I am single, wish to remain so for a while, I will not pay for your tuition fees and I will certainly not design your grandmothers’ website. Now I do not care if you’re broke, or 16, or really hot, this blog is simply a way to get away from it all.

Please, if you feel the urge to write my name on your boobies, or asses, and so forth, stop sending me pictures via email, I am tired of it, it’s not fun or flattering, especially when you’re a 300pouind hairy gorilla names Laura Sanchez. I am not racist but if you’re Porto Rican chances are I already dislike you, so fuck off.

I am into politics, although I tend to remain neutral when in a heated debate, I’ll just add one thing to this that would be that Democrats are dykes. Yes, it’s true.

That will be all, just something to start this thing off, my name is Michael Kane, and this is my personal rant blog, don’t like me? Great!