Michael Kane

It’s one thing to run a blackhat seo community, rank for pretty much everything blackhat related, or at least everything worth ranking for, be it blackhat blog, blackhat domains or blackhat forum, my new community is up there with the best, if not then it’s above all the best. I get people asking me if i’m worried about competing with so many ‘blackhats’, if i’m worried they’ll ‘hack’ my sites? What a load of bull shit. Let me explain.

Blackhat SEOs don’t hack each other, funny thing is we tend to respect each other more than other competitors do in different niches. I’m sure each one of us wants to rank the highest but at the end of the day it’s not just about ranking for us, it’s about the respect we get from others in our general community, it’s about making money, and we all know you don’t have to rank #1 for shit to make money. I’ve laid low for a few years now, watched so many people rise and fall, so many BHs make it while so many others land in the gutter. I’ve seen communities evolve and new ones come to life, I watched BHW turn from being a once decent forum to a now spam infested one run by some top notch guys who just can’t seem to steer it in the right direction.

BlackHat SEOs are sometimes mistaken for BlackHat Hackers, something only a complete fool would do. I don’t even label myself as a BlackHat, I work hard at developing my own ways of ranking, but most importantly, it’s more about earning money online, and that believe it or not has very little to do with ranking in the SERPs.

So to make a bold statement and answer a lot of peoples questions, yes I make enough money to have bought a $22 muffin last week, yes I will make sure SZ becomes the most popular blackhat everything and NO, I could care less who the fuck is after me or upset because i rank higher in the SERPs, I can take anything anyone has to dish out at me, plus the last group of people I have to worry about are BlackHat SEOs/hackers, come on now, like we have nothing better to do that be at each others throats, we would rather pin up loud mouthed so called “White Hat” SEOs for target practice you know?

That’s right boys and girls, time to get down and dirty. I’m going to introduce you all to the Whale Sperm theory! Now, it’s all about BlackHat SEO so don’t get all confused and scared off by the title, read on, this is tres educational. Ok, so how can whale sperm, of all sperm on earth be remotely related to SEO, here’s your answer; It’s fucking not, it’s related to BlackHat sperm. Sort of. It’s actually related to link bait, and all things BlackHat, controversy, mixing it up, ranking for things you should not rank for, scraping traffic.

They say artists are insane, they say inventors have to be mad to come up with the things they do, I say BlackHat SEOs have to be equally as insane, and equally as mad to come up with this shit. Blackhatters would do just about anything to rank, just not hack. That’s right, they’ll talk about Whale Sperm, whale sex, maybe even whale vagina’s and whale titties but hacking they wont do. It’s all about ethics, we have some left you know?

So BlackHat SEO is all about creativity, doing things you’re sure other people wont even think of. Did you know whale sperm is used for some shampoo products? No? Who knows, you could be covering yourself in whale sperm everyday without knowing it, your hubby could be smelling your hair, going, aww smells so good, and in truth its the same as shoving whale penis up his nose and him enjoying it. Which brings me to my next question, do whales have a penis anyway? I didn’t think so, who knows.

Ok so enough with the whale sperm shit, this was just a simple example of how to (or better yet how not to) rank for not so competitive keywords. Theres a smart way and a stupid way, this is an easy stupid way, like why on earth would i want my blog to rank for whale sperm you know? Oh well, the things we do for education, the sacrifices we make, it’s all good though.

Drinks consumed at the time of creating this post : 4 beers, 3 glasses of red wine and a shot of wild turkey plus lack of sleep, so forgive me Buddha, for I have failed you!.