The Birth of a Website

Matthew Buchanan has come up with the most amazing simple yet clever little snippet of javascript that would remove one CSS rule every tenth of a second. you have to check this  really cool video of a page being “built” one CSS rule at a time, basically how a page comes to life, how it’s created. this was simply amazing, a really cool idea ! Had to post this!

SEO tips and tricks

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Watshit Smacks Real Estate Virtual Assistants

This was amazing! Watshit wrote an article about Real Estate Virtual Assistant scams and it seems to have taken off, it’s been blogged about on over 50 blogs since a few hours ago, and it’s only spreading faster. Not only has watshit and inLip picked up on it (Real Estate Virtual Assistant Scam Snippet here too) and it has even reaches TX and Detroit, MI info blogs!

This could be a few bad apples emailing watshit about the accusations, but until proven innocent online, YOU ARE GUILTY. There’s no room for error online because being scammed online is bad news, you can kiss your money good by if that does happen to you.

Kim Hughes will soon realize what has been released and we’re only hoping she can clear her name, otherwise, this will turn into a snowball effect type thing, and her business (scam service?) will be turned inside out.

- Jason

I’m off to Ibiza

It was great to see a lot of you guys at the fight a while back, meant a lot to me, thanks for the friendly emails I received a few days after. 2 rounds and he was out cold, I was surprised myself to say the least. Anyway I’m traveling again so I’ll catch you guys when I can, you know how to get ahold of me if you need me, YIM or email!

2 days left

Till the fight and i’m really feeling the pressure. I twisted my ankle today so who knows, if I blog tomorrow and the day after that means I missed the fight, if I vanish again, either I got hit by a drunk driver again or went and got my ass kicked :) Wish me luck.

I’m still alive

You’d think I dropped off the face of the earth, you’d be partially right. After a few weeks training extra hard, and then a couple rounds with that Yugoslavian brick wall of a boxer Strahinia I took a few weeks off. Sure I won the fight in round 4 but man was it tough. For a middle weight he sure landed rock solid jabs and hooks, he was slow and I guess I figured that out in the second round when he started letting his guard down due to fatigue.

So again, i’m slightly back, I have another fight next week but i’m fairly confident i’ll win, never the less i’ll need to workout so, i’ll vanish for a while again and keep you posted. For those who want to come and watch the fight email me and i’ll send you tickets.

mikekannne@yahoo.com

Flying here and there

Ok, so from Detroit, all the way to NYC, then down to Miami, only to wait about 14 hours before jumping on plane to California for a business meeting in each city, if that was not enough, all that in less than 5 days. That’s what I call one hell of a fucking orgy. Sleep deprived, no fucking chance, i’m beyond just being a little sleep deprived. I’m so sleep deprived my butt hole puckers up at the thought of closing my eyes, because I know, the second I do, someone is going to shove a royal chopstick up my asshole and tell me there’s another meeting half way across the fucking globe.

Anyway, so its not all bad, I like hotels, actually no i don’t, I like the room service though, a little, except calling room service can get addictive. Ever tried making an emergency call to room service to bring you a fresh new towel up immediately only to open the rooms door butt naked to say ‘thanks, I was worried i’d catch a chill’ ? No? Try it, reaction you’ll get is priceless, especially if out of shock they drop the towel only to bend over and pick it up, and as they stand back up straight they realize their head is too close for comfort, the view, the smell (if you hold off taking that shower) would just add to that reaction. *sigh*

What else? The food is fine. Chinese, Japanese, Korean and some Italian, you can’ go wrong as long as you stay away from anything Indian, curry, woohoooo. Fire in the hole!!. Indians…curry, rice…that reminds me of this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=95xw65uikXg *smirk*

People who spam me…

Will honestly only succeed in pissing me off. So what’s this all about, I’ll tell you. I’m not going to spend much time doing so either as I have better things to do. Someone took a shot at spamming my personal site, now any other site of mine with PR, or traffic and such I would actually accept and consider silly spam, but here? no thank you.

So to all spammers, stay the fuck away. :)

Recent spammer Info:

IP address: 71.206.242.241

Home adress: 69 midway dr, mckees rocks, PA 15136

Don’t make me add a Home Phone number? You know how fast those things spread on porn sites, you’ll be getting 500 thousand calls a day, would suck don’t you think?

Be nice, don’t spam, because spam kills. ;)

Tired and Itchy

I have no idea what im supposed to blog about but i shall. I’ve been out of it for the last few days and i’m back to normal, as normal as Mike can get. What the hell is up with that weird Puerto Rican ghetto thing where they shave their eyebrows off and draw them on….. Anyway if you’re Puerto fucking Rican reading this, don’t get offended, it doesn’t have to apply to you, unless you shave off your eyebrows too :)

So I met this old friend of mine, he has a metal plate in his head now. For real! Crashed his bike or something, I couldn’t stop making jokes even though I really shouldn’t have, How rude right? I went as far as to ask if anything else was metal, because I heard a noise as he walked, balls of steel wtf.

I got myself some new stuff, shirts, pants, and socks. Ok, so what’s the deal with shopping for socks? It’s so hard. You’re not even allowed to try them on, I guess it’s the same with underwear but come on, my feet never smell.

So yeah, for all those that have been bugging me about blogging, don’t, no good can come out of a forced blog. Honestly, all you’ll get is talk about random crap that makes very little sense. A last note to all those emailing me about SZ, it will soon come down and be replaced with something else, something more magnificent and very much illegal. Yay!

Funny, I wasn’t itchy at the start of writing this blog, but have since scratched myself several times. Ironic aye?

God Damn Music

This made me blog twice within an hour! Insane right? Then again this is my day off so whatever. I was listening to stuff off my iTouch (i fixed it yes yes) and a song started playing, god knows who had put it on there, probably Summer or one of the girls. ManEater!! Don’t ask, reminded me of a friend I know online, Nat, hahaha Insane right? She’s more a MeatEater actually but here you go Nat, prob know this song but I felt like adding it here. I’ll make a quick graphic before I add it, too!

Nelly Man Eater