Michael Kane

I’m no scientist and no I have not figured out a way to turn back time, nor do I have a theory (watching people close this window now) but don’t you wish you could sometimes? You know…turn back time? I’ve been a huge believer in NEVER regretting things in life for so long now, but I’m starting to doubt myself I think. I’m regretting things more and more every day, which is not entirely bad…I guess.

I know I can make some things right again with a little clarity, a little effort, suppose I will but there are things that break real bad, not like humpty dumpty you know? More like if he had swallowed a grenade, doubt any one could put that sucker back together again right? Well yeah, things to that extent, just, something so messed up and ruined and spoiled with time that no amount of effort can fix. Wish I could turn back time for many reasons, wish I could be young again with no responsibility, not a care in the world, wish I was part of a real family again, you know, them passing away and all doesn’t help with that. I guess I’m mostly wanting to turn back time for things that can never be again, but all the same I find myself trying and failing, and then trying again. Stubborn ass fool, I know.

So wait, I guess I do have a theory on turning back time, maybe. It does not involve shaving off all your pubic hair and strapping high voltage wires to your arse, nope, nor does it involve a machine, sorry for spoiling that moment for you eli. But yeah. So my theory goes something like this;

Forget the past.

Yeah that’s all I came up with, but you know, it’s a point im trying to prove to myself, forget the past. What’s done is done…look forward (no not into the future) but fix what you still can (telling that to myself not you, although feel free to take this all in). So to fix what’s still bugging me is going to take one hell of an effort, a lot bugs me, suppose I have to start somewhere.

To the few reading this blog still that I truly care about, and are genuine friends, and who i’ve either told to sod off or shut out, read whats below and try to match which message is to you, best I can do…

• You flew right by me and didn’t see me U turn mate, you kept speeding off, I never had anything against you, still don’t, you chose left I chose right, no one is at fault there, Promise, I don’t hate you, I don’t hate anyone.

• What can I say, you’re like family, but push came to shove and you shoved all my buttons at the same time, you knew better and it just ticked me off, miss the bar, the pool rounds and the spilled beer, oh and that beauty of a tank you drive. call me sometime.

• I swear I love your music, never meant to not show up at the special gig though, I just could not stand to be around the person you know I have problems with, would have ruined the night for you and I could not do that. Hence why I never showed up…he went hoping I’d come, you know how he gets, you still owe me a fucking beer you cheap bastard. = )

• I’m ok with you doing what you did now, I get that life was hard, times were tough and you had a family to take care of, don’t even sweat the rest, consider it an early birthday present or something, so stop avoiding my calls, i’ll even give you that in writing you slimy fucker haha. We’re good.

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• No hard feelings, I guess you always wanted me to explain why, see, there was no why…I just had to shut a lot of good people out because of what was going on, I doubt I even explained things well, I doubt I acted like the person you thought you knew, i’m sure I probably upset and confused you, what can I say that wont sound too corny or lame…let’s be friends? didn’t work did it? We’ll work on it.

Lot’s of other stuff I’d like to get off my chest, all in due time.

Oh, Wired, Jake, Amber, I know you guys were/are counting on me, i’ll be back in full form really soon, i’m also sure you know that though.

Keep it real boys and girlies, go turn back the hands of time

It’s a well known fact that nothing online is secure, nothing online is private, not even your beloved YIM or MSN. Both can cause you problems, you think you’re safe in stealth mode, invisible or appearing to be offline? Well all that does not really work. I can even tell when you’re messaging other people

Now let me get something straight here, yes, I know when all my contacts that appear offline are actually online, I also known when they message, and if I really cared to know I can view what they are sending. See? MSN, AOL, YIM, all very insecure so keep your nose clean and don’t get caught telling a white lie, or worse. Here’s an example of the simplest way to know if someone is online, this technique works 70% of the time but it’s simplest, all you do is copy the below code in your address bar and replace the word userid with your contacts userid. Mine for example would be mikekannne now i’m always invisible when im working, but if you use that url you’ll see it as i’m online and catch me out

http://opi.yahoo.com/online?u=userid&m=g&t=2

Enjoy this one of many tricks, and remember, there’s always someone watching you! No urban myth there, it’s very much a reality we’re living in. ha!

Who knows anything about Sarah Palin? She’s a Mayor of a tinny fucking town? governor of freaking Alaska for what less than 2 years? Political plot or what? This is a fucking bad movie, what’s worse is there’s a scary fucking chance it’s going to turn into a reality, oh and the bullshit does not stop there, no way.

Mccaine probably wont survive his first term if he gets elected, come on people the guy is in his 70’s and it only goes down hill from here, grampa is in sixth gear…can’t you see that? He drops and the hockey mom from Alaska becomes president. We might as well just…I can’t even say it…it’s sad, not not sad…

THIS IS ABSURD. A TERRIFYING POSSIBILITY THAT NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT.

I have NOTHING against women, and I have NOTHING against a woman running our country, but for the sake of this entire fucking country, Sarah Palin? Why? How? How is she prepared to run our country? I mean I sit here and I wonder how she would act as president you know? As a woman she’s probably adorable, as a mom she’s probably the best around, a wife? heck ok she could make the best meals for her hubby and love her family with all her heart, I understand she could be a great woman, I understand she knows how to govern Alaska, oh Alaska sounds like a huge state right? 600k alskans…come on, there’s more people living in detroit city. WTF.

She’s going to have the nuclear codes, she’s going to run our country, now for all the hockey moms out there, I understand you feel for her, that’s fine, and honestly, im not saying she’s a bad person, but think about your country, about your kids, their kids, heck think about what YOU would be like as president? See?!! You couldn’t picture yourself as president, not because you’re a bad person or not successful, or independent…the presidency is just out of your league…just as it is Sarah Palins league….

I mean the woman herself said a hockey mom is a pit bull with lipstick…? What? Come again?

Ah, I just got linked to a pile of BS by a friend that sort of annoys me. This dude of Living in the District, Shaun Farrell, thinks it’s cool to talk crap about the homeless, now I’m sure he had his fingers crossed hoping he could spark controversy, and hey, look here Controversy? no, more like a pissed off MK

He titles his article To the Homeless: Get a Job! …yes, the homeless are going to read that and decide to change. They will shower after landing on that blog post…uhuh, browsing your BS off their fucking iphone or notebook right? freaking aye. So here’s 2 links your way and some visitors, but let it be known, that people like this who voice their retarded opinions in such a fashion instead of actually helping the issue, are in my personal opinion, web crap.

Why not help get the homeless off the streets instead of ranting on your blog about how they smell dude? Simply texting and showing you care can help a little. Change does not take place on its own, we have to make the changes Shaun. I’m not going to you tell you’re best off changing your post, heck freedome of speach brother, do what you want…but seriously people should stop complaining and be grateful, and help.

So i’ve been MIA lately, except for blogging on here every few days. Reason is because, well one word, WIRED haha. No further comment lol. Anyway i’ve had a ton on my mind even though life is on cruise control right now, just taking it easy and it’s going pretty good for me.

So what’s been on MK’s mind? Meh, i’m upset with how politicians are acting, nothing new there, and I don’t want to dive into detail, in all honesty those worth electing are not running for presidency so what’s the point right? But as a good friend once said, ‘we owe it to ourselves to vote’ at least choose the lesser of both evils sort of thing.

Designer Jeans rock. What can i say, women should really take care of themselves, and most ‘mothers’ and so on forget to buy themselves some nice stuff from time to time, they should. A nice hot pair of jeans shorts like those, damn. Do it! Go buy yourself some now. That’s a fucking order. And guys, seriously, nice button up shirts are your friend, loose baggy tshirts are ok around the house, stop wearing them to the cafe and what not. Just stop.

5fifths image hosting rocks even though it’s not even finished yet?

Anil Dash rocks. And the anil dash post went sour because HaRRo was born with a stick up his ass (mental note to self; ban HaRRo’s IP :P).

Matt is doing better now, his condition is stable and Doctors say he’ll make a full recovery.

The BlackHat SEO Forum will be active again, soon, with a twist though, less BH SEO related more something else, so yeah, keep an eye out for it

Guys, go to Trendy Shoppes now, and buy your girl something nice, now. Oh and buy some damn Litter Bins for your car while you’re at it!

A domains for sale search engine is in the works, damn, this will DEF shake the domain industry and get buyers more active, what a great idea too, i’ll link you once I get notified that it’s up and running, there’s also a new Domain Auction live Chat application/site in the works, i’ll be sure to let you guys know about that.

HOT NEW BLOG CMS coming real soon, no database required, thousands of themes, drag and drop styling, super simple to use and SEO pimpified. It, will, rock. Period.

Muffin is still on my mind…

Yeah, some of you are that clueless, but it’s ok, I’ll educate you real quick. Anil Dash is probably one of the greatest bloggers of all time, second greatest, ok maybe third, but he is, in my personal opinion one of the greats. Now sure, some of his posts are all business oriented and a way to market some of sixaparts products, but when you read his personal blog, you automatically know this guy is a hardcore blogger, simple as that.

Now, Anil has been blogging for almost a freaking decade, that’s a long ass time to be blogging, part of the reason why he’s up there with the best, shit 10 years ago I was surfing all day and riding my motorbike wondering how i’m going to nab my dads credit card this time. So what is this all about, really it’s a reply to one of Anil’s tweets. No shit, no I know he could care less about this, so I’ll go on and not even direct any of it at him personally, just my thoughts on this comment;

Dressed up and looking sharp, went to a great restaurant with good friends. Being grown up beats the *hell* out of being young and broke. 07:55 PM September 06, 2008 from web

Ok, let me just state something real quick, dressing up, and looking sharp to go out with good friends is truly something I love to do, heck who doesn’t right? So that’s obviously not what bothers me with Anil’s tweet (which I know is his own personal opinion and should not bother me, though it does, so as it’s a public tweet, and probably read by tons who I doubt had the nuggets to comment on, I shall, because to be honest, yeah i’ve been there and know how some would feel).

What bugs me is the next part that states; Being grown up beats the *hell* out of being young and broke. Now before some of you start with the ‘oh im so fucking smart’ comment, and point out that anil was most likely referring to a state he was in before ‘growing up, making money and what not’ let me point out that to many, it does not read like that. Rub it in their faces, something I do sometimes but not like that I guess.

Anil, no hard feelings, I’m just putting this out there for some of my forum members to comment on rather than crowed up the prvt sections with Anil did this and Anil did that, seriously, take it out on here, because I’ll promise you he’ll see this, he’s good like that.

Anil is a cool guy, cool friend, says it how it is, and lives in New York too now, so it’s all cool. I just think somewhat public figures, like Anil, should watch some of the things they say, hey im not getting in his face about what he’s free to say and not say, just giving ‘my’ opinion, which you’re all welcome to drill holes in if you like I mean the comment above is not the same thing as reviewing Yahoos new mailing servers or whatever the heck it was anil was doing there, think he just doesn’t like Canadians that much I can’t blame him tbh!

I’ve told Jeremy, Marcus and HaRRo about this, as well as others, when you have a large following online, watch how you go about it, show that much respect to the people that keep your jobs alive, to those that respect you and give you a reason to blog and be online. Anil, you’re a stand up sort of guy, wicked personality and an all round nifty blogger, i just had to get some of those guys out the ‘anil dash does it again’ threads

I mean that sounds fine, but some can get as young as 12 years old, most 14-17?! Dressed n skimpy looking clothes, sometimes a single piece of cloth wrapped around their more than likely to be anorexic boddies, something about sends signals flying, like, wtf is going on with the fashion industry? Come on, what we selling tickets to pedobears to come watch a fashion show now? Front seats and all? BullShit. Yes, BullShit.

So yesterday I was invited by a friend to come hang out with her while she does a photoshoot, being an ex-model herself she usually works in that part of the industry, so I got there and watched Alexis Cooper doing her thing. Very very impressive, I’m sure she’ll update her site with some of the shots she can share but damn, impressive. I took some of these young models…ha sneaking into the dressing room will def not go down well with anyone I’m sure, but fuck it. Blog worthy shit is ‘bullet in foot’ worthy these days.

On the upside, I got to take photos of this one model, she looked legal ha! I did not ask though, figured what I didnt know could not hurt me! So below is a couple pictures, first one of Jess I took, I know, looks like some professional dude took it right? HAHA! I kept saying ’say cheese’ and I guess that was super corny or something, had most laughing, fuck them, I did good! I got real close and zoomed a lot at times but hey, this was the only one that turned out good out of maybe 30 I took, yeah I know! Other pix below of these young models, one looks 14, no doubt….what do you guys think about this, honestly now? I mean some of the cloths they were wearing, well damn it, sexy to say the least and im sure that’s purpose but 14year olds skimpily dressed like that? Something about that strikes me as odd? Then again I’m by no means familiar with how this industry functions, maybe with time I will, meh.

My shot of Jess, standing in front of a wall because Alexis was busy using that whole star wars setup thing with lights and screens and stuff! In her hot ass cow boy boots, HAHA! Ok, this was the only publish worthy one out of like freaking 30, and I swear it looks hot, she didnt want it though, I sent her a tiny version via MMS, she’s like, no thanks keep it Whatever! pffft. (PS: girl has nice teeth ha! )



This one is of the dressing room, behind the scenes sort of thing, ha so glad none were actually changing, that would have been wrong I suppose, ha! Ok so I mean take a look for yourself, what do you think? Am I over reacting? She’s got to be 14? 15? heck even 16 ? and it’s not young kids modeling that bothers me, suppose they have baby models these days, it’s more what they get them to wear and stroll around there and all…yeah suppose it could be issues I have against the fashion industry exploiting these young girls (and sometimes boys) which when put into context like that, sound even worse….
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Oh well, I do have something else to add to all that, what the hell is wrong with fashion designers these days? I mean take a look at this next pile of…I mean, do you guys think this sort of thing is cute? hot? pretty? what? It honestly looks like someone plucked a peacock there and glued stuff onto a top you know? Whatever….fashion my ass.

Car Console’s are a must, yeah. What am I on about? The Car Console is what I’m on about. Little car bins that make everyone’s life easier. I ordered one recently because of the damn mess I was making in my cars, the SUV was becoming more like a huge dumpster on wheels and I wont even go on about the others. Let’s just say this little car bin did wonders. For what,? $20? come on that is so insanely sexy! I get a bin to throw my junk in! Such a useful little gadget (if i can even call it that, um how about Auto accessory ? yeah sounds better) to have in there, and if you add like a little plastic bag in there it makes cleaning the bin even easier, specially if you spill something in there.

If that was not enough, it’s such a sexy design, go check it out over at http://www.autobin.com ! It’s simplicity at its best.

Now I don’t have to lean down to the passengers side and chuck empty soda cans back when someone gets in to go for a ride with me or something ha! I know, so bad! So yeah, i’m helping you here, so go ahead and get yourself a little bin, and if you do then let me know, if you don’t you honestly suck

Get a bin and come ask me for a PR9 backlink for cleanliness! Ha! I’m so serious, this is my fav car accessory of the month, and I KNOW all you dudes need it to impress the ladies as much as you ladies want it to clean up after your kids. I know, i’m just that good

Are there more successful male webmasters than there are female ones? See I know this topic has probably been discussed before, but I know who my blog readers are, and for the most part, cute stalker girls aside, they’re a very intelligent bunch of both genders. So here’s me asking you guys what you think on the matter?

I wont make this a long blog post as I’m more interested in what you guys have to say on the matter, but this is how I see it; Both men and women have a shot at making it in their industry of choice. It’s those that want it bad enough that have the upper hand. I think it’s more about different people excelling in what it is they are good at, more passionate about. If i’m to look at the male VS female web presence online today, I’d have to say that it looks like males are dominating the stage. Disagree? Let me know why!

Oh and another thing, I think this country would be in turmoil if a female president was ever elected.

That’s right, naked sushi, I mean really where do I come up with this crap. Ok so i didn’t not this time, what after the whale sperm trip and the sort of spam comments I got as a result i think i’ll lay off the dumb titles for a bit. I was contacted by a friend to cook up a logo, a sushi related logo, a naked sushi related logo at that! He had me slap up an Eat in China logo not too long ago, now he added to his menu and wants the logo changed.

What did he add to his menu? Naked women. That’s right, really hot naked women that lay on a table covered in sushi while customers at his restaurant eat off their sizzling bodies.

Hot right? I’m definitely paying him a visit later this week, and I know what i’m going to order, naked wome…uhhh…naked sushi!

So anyway, the logo was not supposed to be changed all that much just have the word naked sushi added in there somewhere, he’ll only have it up till he decides on whether he’s gonna keep the naked sushi clad women on the menu or not. So here’s the logo, what do you guys think? Simple? Modernish? The fork was his idea although I wanted to go with chopsticks to make it feel more Chinese like, his restaurant is a trendy modern one so I guess it goes well with it.

Anyway if anyone is interested in naked sushi recipes, you’ll find one below;

Ingredients

• some sushi
• a hot female body (Asian, African American or Caucasian you’re free to choose the color)
• 3 cups sumeshi
• 1 cucumber
• 4 oz cream cheese
• 6 jalapeño peppers or a bunch of sliced jalapeños from a jar
• a leaf of some sort, big enough to fit some sushi on top of

Cooking Directions

1. Cook sushi rice.
2. Cut cucumber into sticks.
3. Slice jalapeños… but be careful! Don’t get the oils in your eyes! Discard the stem.
4. Roll the sushi, using a few sticks of cucumber, some cream cheese, and a sliced jalepeño
5. place sushi on leaf
6. place leaf on the womans body
7. If you’re really hardcore when it comes to your naked sushi smother the naked ladies body with some sushi rice and eat right off the body.

And there you have it, a naked sushi photo, a naked sushi logo, a naked sushi recipe and one very hungry dude who’s gonna get some naked sushi this week!