Michael Kane

Will honestly only succeed in pissing me off. So what’s this all about, I’ll tell you. I’m not going to spend much time doing so either as I have better things to do. Someone took a shot at spamming my personal site, now any other site of mine with PR, or traffic and such I would actually accept and consider silly spam, but here? no thank you.

So to all spammers, stay the fuck away.

Recent spammer Info:

IP address: 71.206.242.241

Home adress: 69 midway dr, mckees rocks, PA 15136

Don’t make me add a Home Phone number? You know how fast those things spread on porn sites, you’ll be getting 500 thousand calls a day, would suck don’t you think?

Be nice, don’t spam, because spam kills.

This made me blog twice within an hour! Insane right? Then again this is my day off so whatever. I was listening to stuff off my iTouch (i fixed it yes yes) and a song started playing, god knows who had put it on there, probably Summer or one of the girls. ManEater!! Don’t ask, reminded me of a friend I know online, Nat, hahaha Insane right? She’s more a MeatEater actually but here you go Nat, prob know this song but I felt like adding it here. I’ll make a quick graphic before I add it, too!

What a great question! Not really. Ok so a friend of mine has sent in a question asking where on earth he should take a girl out on a first date…so this is what he had to say:

For now, i’ll type out my reply as I’m not in the mood to record this answer in particular heh.First of all, taking a girl out for Chinese can be really romantic, and fun! Especially if you pretend to not know how to use chopsticks, have her teach you or vice versa and so forth. That’s all great, but a 5 quid all you can eat Chinese restaurants? That’s like $10!!! Are you trying to food poison her Chris? Jesus.

Anyway, about the whole Pub outing and such, that’s ok too, but on a first date it’s always good to go out somewhere public, even though the Pub is a public place for a gathering and such, it’s usually best to stay away from them on a first date. Most girls can be intimidated by the whole Pub, beer drinking, loud noise scene, at least the ones you want to hang out with should be!

Ride in a bus? Say what?? You got on a bus, and just had it ride you around? On a first date? Chris, I don’t know if that’s a ‘thing’ now in the UK, it’s been a while since I last visited, but here in Detroit mate, you try and use public transportation as a last resort to simply get from point A to point B, let alone to use for a fucking date. Bloody hell, she’d probably get raped, not to mention that you would probably get raped after her also here for that! No, no buses Chris!

My advice would be, see what she likes. Ask her about what her fav food is, for all you know she might hate Chinese! Does she drink and smoke? She might have recently quit smoking, taking her a bar will be a sure way to kiss any action you’re hoping to see good bye! If all else fails ask her where she wants to go, have her pick a place, no shame in giving her the option to choose! Just shows her you care, and Chris, ‘action’ or ’sex’ on a first date is never a smart idea, unless that’s all you’re after, in which case I would suggest you find yourself a prostitute

Be safe, and always use protection! Aids sucks big time!

Every once in a while I think of something that I want to put out there into the universe, wait, is it ‘out there’ or ‘out here’…never mind. In the past I would post it on one of the forums that I was a part of or owned, yes i was a forum posting whore, but over the years I’ve pretty much drifted away from all the online forum community bizshit and so forth (pretty much as in I post on a couple forums still but only because I’m forced to…in one case I actually like some of the people there, weird right?) I almost find it painful to post on forums now, after what? 2 years of developing my own open-source web discussion forum (that i never released) and creating dozens of unique themes and building my online forum rep as well as setting up over 12 different forums with a combined member count of almost 480,000 (about, i had to go add them up roughly rounding down even)…sad, actually no, it’s ironic, but that’s just the way the cookie crumbled. At least I have a pretty big contact list aye…heh

At that point I was pretty much into blogging, then I started setting up blogs where some of my old forums used to be (upsetting thousands of people as you can imagine in the process - they still love me really) and just got into blogging. It was simpler, not as time consuming and most of them made me my fair share of $$$…actually all of them made me money one way or another, because I’m just that good. *smirk*

Then after a few years of blogging, I got bored, I started setting up almost 4-8 blogs a day and having people do the blogging on them for me sometimes, I got sloppy, then realized, I didnt need them anymore. At one point I wanted them set up so that they would work as a sort of extra-income funnel, most were making around $300 a day on average on sales/adsense combined, but when my other projects picked up pace, all the blogs seemed a lesser priority…that makes sense right? Yeah, sure it does.

So with that came my painful decision, cut back on blogging to make money, truth was I didn’t need to make money from my blogs anymore. (some of you will be like - wtf dude, extra money is always good money, but no, not true.) See it was eating up a lot of my time, and as many of you bloggers know, there’s nothing as worthless as a dead blog, google hates them, people hate them, hell I’m sure Jesus hates them (heh).

I tried blogging for fun with people but it just wasn’t fun, they were lame, blogging about really lame shit, being, pretty much just lame. So, a few years later here I am, I decided to set up my own site, to blog about whatever I want and not worry about what anyone had to say. Here is where I can be as lame as I fucking want, a place where I could just be me, not too much to ask for right?

My first blog post on my personal site, oh dear. This will be a strictly off topic blog, one that is about everything and anything. I will usually answer my friends odd questions, blog about something interesting, or not, and probably most definitely end up contradicting myself on here a lot. This is just a place I’ll come to when I have nothing better to do. Sounds fun right? Of course.

Please, if you do know me, or happen to find this site while searching for me, I am not interested in what you’re selling, or packing, or offering to do. I am single, wish to remain so for a while, I will not pay for your tuition fees and I will certainly not design your grandmothers’ website. Now I do not care if you’re broke, or 16, or really hot, this blog is simply a way to get away from it all.

Please, if you feel the urge to write my name on your boobies, or asses, and so forth, stop sending me pictures via email, I am tired of it, it’s not fun or flattering, especially when you’re a 300pouind hairy gorilla names Laura Sanchez. I am not racist but if you’re Porto Rican chances are I already dislike you, so fuck off.

I am into politics, although I tend to remain neutral when in a heated debate, I’ll just add one thing to this that would be that Democrats are dykes. Yes, it’s true.

That will be all, just something to start this thing off, my name is Michael Kane, and this is my personal rant blog, don’t like me? Great!