Michael Kane

I don’t get google sometimes, banning the gnc web creations  blog post because it was creative? Educational? Informative? Fresh? New? forced people to think outside the box and go ahead and grab traffic from competitors by providing better content to earn more money? What gives?

Did someone manually drop the blog post? Was it just randomly chosen, did someone report it? Maybe it will come back up naturally, all I know is id it was reported, that person better pray to god they have several lives, because they will need um! When the blackhats get a whiff of a reporting scoundrel it will be Armageddon you low life son of a bitch, or simply fucking bitch if you who reported that post happens to be a lady

Shoutingzones gnc web creations blog post was second up and so it should be! Fuck those gay nigerian canadians. This will hurt you more than it will hurt me, remember that you toe sucking cunt.

That’s right, naked sushi, I mean really where do I come up with this crap. Ok so i didn’t not this time, what after the whale sperm trip and the sort of spam comments I got as a result i think i’ll lay off the dumb titles for a bit. I was contacted by a friend to cook up a logo, a sushi related logo, a naked sushi related logo at that! He had me slap up an Eat in China logo not too long ago, now he added to his menu and wants the logo changed.

What did he add to his menu? Naked women. That’s right, really hot naked women that lay on a table covered in sushi while customers at his restaurant eat off their sizzling bodies.

Hot right? I’m definitely paying him a visit later this week, and I know what i’m going to order, naked wome…uhhh…naked sushi!

So anyway, the logo was not supposed to be changed all that much just have the word naked sushi added in there somewhere, he’ll only have it up till he decides on whether he’s gonna keep the naked sushi clad women on the menu or not. So here’s the logo, what do you guys think? Simple? Modernish? The fork was his idea although I wanted to go with chopsticks to make it feel more Chinese like, his restaurant is a trendy modern one so I guess it goes well with it.

Anyway if anyone is interested in naked sushi recipes, you’ll find one below;

Ingredients

• some sushi
• a hot female body (Asian, African American or Caucasian you’re free to choose the color)
• 3 cups sumeshi
• 1 cucumber
• 4 oz cream cheese
• 6 jalapeño peppers or a bunch of sliced jalapeños from a jar
• a leaf of some sort, big enough to fit some sushi on top of

Cooking Directions

1. Cook sushi rice.
2. Cut cucumber into sticks.
3. Slice jalapeños… but be careful! Don’t get the oils in your eyes! Discard the stem.
4. Roll the sushi, using a few sticks of cucumber, some cream cheese, and a sliced jalepeño
5. place sushi on leaf
6. place leaf on the womans body
7. If you’re really hardcore when it comes to your naked sushi smother the naked ladies body with some sushi rice and eat right off the body.

And there you have it, a naked sushi photo, a naked sushi logo, a naked sushi recipe and one very hungry dude who’s gonna get some naked sushi this week!

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It was great to see a lot of you guys at the fight a while back, meant a lot to me, thanks for the friendly emails I received a few days after. 2 rounds and he was out cold, I was surprised myself to say the least. Anyway I’m traveling again so I’ll catch you guys when I can, you know how to get ahold of me if you need me, YIM or email!

You’d think I dropped off the face of the earth, you’d be partially right. After a few weeks training extra hard, and then a couple rounds with that Yugoslavian brick wall of a boxer Strahinia I took a few weeks off. Sure I won the fight in round 4 but man was it tough. For a middle weight he sure landed rock solid jabs and hooks, he was slow and I guess I figured that out in the second round when he started letting his guard down due to fatigue.

So again, i’m slightly back, I have another fight next week but i’m fairly confident i’ll win, never the less i’ll need to workout so, i’ll vanish for a while again and keep you posted. For those who want to come and watch the fight email me and i’ll send you tickets.

mikekannne@yahoo.com

I have no idea what im supposed to blog about but i shall. I’ve been out of it for the last few days and i’m back to normal, as normal as Mike can get. What the hell is up with that weird Puerto Rican ghetto thing where they shave their eyebrows off and draw them on….. Anyway if you’re Puerto fucking Rican reading this, don’t get offended, it doesn’t have to apply to you, unless you shave off your eyebrows too

So I met this old friend of mine, he has a metal plate in his head now. For real! Crashed his bike or something, I couldn’t stop making jokes even though I really shouldn’t have, How rude right? I went as far as to ask if anything else was metal, because I heard a noise as he walked, balls of steel wtf.

I got myself some new stuff, shirts, pants, and socks. Ok, so what’s the deal with shopping for socks? It’s so hard. You’re not even allowed to try them on, I guess it’s the same with underwear but come on, my feet never smell.

So yeah, for all those that have been bugging me about blogging, don’t, no good can come out of a forced blog. Honestly, all you’ll get is talk about random crap that makes very little sense. A last note to all those emailing me about SZ, it will soon come down and be replaced with something else, something more magnificent and very much illegal. Yay!

Funny, I wasn’t itchy at the start of writing this blog, but have since scratched myself several times. Ironic aye?