Michael Kane

Round and round we go, life is like that you know? But it’s all good in the end. So anyway, I stopped checking my email and comments and what have you because it has all been bombarded by messages from you lot.

No I did not get abducted, really, and no I did not fall out with any of my mates, I just needed some room and space and time to think about some issues I was having to deal with so I put a lot on hold and scrapped a ton while I was at it. So yeah, that unbearable load that burdened me is pretty much gone.

A lot has happened since the last time I posted, I could fill you all in but then that would be boring right? Just letting you guys know i’m ok and that you were missed. Appreciate all the thoughtful emails though, to those who bothered, i know who you are, will def get in touch with you lot soon.

Hope you’re all doing well.
PS. to those that have probably been wondering, yeah, we got back together.

(excuse me if i don’t stick around to accept comments, have too many to sift through)

Listening to: Jill Scott - A Long Walk

I was going to post this over on another blog, but I have a crazy ass post for there later. So I decided to discuss Twitter Profile Marketing. Now I wont bore you with long details, statistics some might be interested in and so on, but rather get right to it.

Spamming on twitter has proven to be somewhat useless, I mean everything there is nofollow (not like that has stopped spammers before) and profiles are deleted (slow process there but they do delete spam profiles) and people generally get tired of spamming twitter because without followers you wont benefit at all. Now this method can be used on both personal profiles or business, the more followers you have and up to date your tweets are the more you’re likely to make.

Take a look at Online Gossip on Twitter. BG is designed with ads placed there and whatever other design you want. Now there’s not enough of this going round to be able to determine price /follower, but I mean having a 100 followers may get you $5 a month per ad slot. Now with 4k and several ad slots you can make a grand at least a month. It’s that easy really.

If you’re not up for slapping ads and making rev, then use the free space on the sides (which is not as wide in low screen resolutions). Add style to your page, a mini side banner, or you can add an ‘about me’ section with more details, stle how you want and real hot.

Think about it, and if you don’t tweet because you think it’s lame, you’re wrong Twitter is the bomb!

I’ve made several thousand last month off the keyword ‘porn’ alone, and I don’t even rank on the first 2 pages, which tells you something right? yeah, no not that, I know i’m hot but like, it tells you that ‘porn’ sells online. For real, that’s a well known fact anyway. However, what is not as popular is using porn as a marketing strategy, heh. That’s where it gets tricky so try to follow what i’m about to say in as few words as possible.



Make them click whatever way you can because however way you look at it, be it a click to your order/sign-up page, on your adsense, or on your affiliate links, clicks = $$$. That’s all.

Ok so there’s a little more to it than that, but anyone can gain something by ranking for porn related terms. The traffic alone is valuable, sure it’s not really targeted traffic but I mean if all it takes is 5 minutes of nonsense typing to weight a blog post page nicely then it’s worth the extra few thousand uniques a month right? Who knows, some of these users my convert into readers

The porn industry is not as hard to rank in as people make it out to be, technical it’s easier to rank for porn related names than some ‘design’ related names. No shit. But if you look at the stats you see that porn related names tend to get 8x as much traffic at least, and we all know that traffic is a factor in ranking higher in the serps, right? So do it.

Remember, porn sells online, the word ‘porn’. It can sell anything you have to offer, one way or another Ha say i get lots of traffic to this post later on when it ranks, then i’ll slap up a ’sex doll’ affiliate banner or something haha! Who knows? They might be interested right?!?!